par apan to KAMEENE HAIN…!!

just a rememberance:

it was during last days of college… project ki tayyari full pe thi…

and we four had gone to dean gate to have something for lunch – actually chhole-Kulche specifically – Me, Aviral, Gautam and Varun.

and while we were having this lunch of ours and were engaged in too good discussions regarding how we will ruin the companies we will go into… two girls passed by us. One of them looked back as she crossed us… to notice Gautam again… but gautam didnt notice.

Varun: “tumne dekha wo ladki palat ke dekhi hum logon ko”

Aviral: “aise bol raha hai sirf tere ko dekha… 4-4 baanke jawaan khade hai, kisi ko bhi dekh rahi hogi.”

Rohit: “aur fir apne kulche waale bhaiyya bhi koi kam thode hi hain”

Varun: “Nahin, wo to mujhe pata hai ki wo palat ke gautam ko hi dekh rahi thi, magar credit lene mein kya jaata hai… Aur nahin to kya, tum kya soche hum mein se kisi ko dekhegi – ek patla, ek mota, ek chota… aur kulche waale bhaiyya ko to roz delkhti hogi”

all this while, gautam was busy eating… we were kinda finished, so were discussing all this.

Varun continued: “Vaise ek baat to hai, gautam ko ladkiyaan palat kar ke dekhti to hain… GT pe jao to palat palat ke dekhti rehti hai… use nahin pata chalta ho, magar humko to pata chal hi jata hai.. he he he he he”

Rohit: “Aur us bechaare ko toh ye bhi nahin pata ki uski tareef kar rahe hain apan… ki us ladki ne abhi palat ke usko dekha….”

Varun: “Aur apan kameene hain, apan batayenge bhi nahin… hum nahin, to tu kaise… AISE KAISE…!!”

Gautam, meanwhile, was done… and asked what was the big joke we were laughing at… magar as said, hum kameene hain- we didnt tell him anything.

Moments later Chug came on his SPLENDOR…

CHUG: “kya bhaiyyon kha chuke kya… chalo fir ruko tab tak mein bhi ek kha leta hun… samant ke saath project report print karne ko dene gaya tha… Scooty ki haalat kharaab ho gayi hai jab se samant baithi hai us pe…”

and the joke was shared with him while our way back to back gate…!!

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